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Wednesday morning I collected my flight gear, had a pessimistic look outside, where grey clouds covered the sky. Then I proceeded to my part-time job with a former aircraft builder in the southern part of our country. The weather still was not brilliant, but I noticed some brighter spots between the overcast and showers. It might turn out for the best after all.... I had just installed myself in my office with a nice cup of coffee, when I was contacted on my mobile by the television people. They ran into a problem earlier that morning, as a take that was planned in Zeeland was cancelled due to the weather.. if we could start the flying earlier.. at ten o'clock maybe? And uhm... it was all about filming for the program "Try Before You Die" from BNN (www.bnn.nl). Showmasters from this broadcastig company are submitted to all kind of 'different' things you have to do before you... like aerobatics flying. Still a bit doubtfull on the weather, allbeit improving, we decided to travel to Seppe (EHSE), meet up there and decide what to do. I arrived on EHSE just after nine o'clock, together with the technicians who were going to prepare the YAK with the cameras.
First I inspected the YAK. Of course it was, as always, in a tiptop condition, and we dragged it outside. Strange that one allways tends to forget the weight of this machine, about a tonne of solid Russian aircraft... When it was parked outside, the technicians started to prepare the plane. Two cameras were fitted, one camera in-flight direction, and one camera close-up facing the showmaster.
This turned out to be Ruben Nicolai, a well known comedian and showmaster. The preparation and testing would take about an hour. Everything was improvised, as it is not allowed to connect permanent additions to an aircraft!
In the meantime, while the technicians were having a ball, the victim arrived, together with his director. Ruben did not seem very much at ease. That gave me a problem: how do you appease somebody who does not like to fly, has never flown in a small aircraft and hates rollercoasters? Very simple: show him the plane. Such a big and sturdy Russian aircraft, who does not trust that? The reaction of a slightly upset Ruben: "ahmm.. do I really have to get into thát thing???" Right. So far, not very much luck. So I distracted his attention with a short essay on flying small aircraft, aerobatics flying, how simple and safe it all is. Driving a car is far more dangerous, you know!
The weather improved, much to Ruben's dismay, quickly. The technicians called in with the notification that the aircraft was set up. I performed another inspection of the aircraft (loose articles are real killers!) and we decided to go ahead. Another pilot reported the cloud base at 3500 feet. Right. Action time....!
We strapped a parachute to Ruben's back, and I explained how it was operated. Then we put him in the rear seat, put on the safety harness and explained the exit-procedure (in the unlikely event...), just in case. Exiting a YAK in flight is quite straightforward: open the cockpit - remove headset - open the hooks of the harness - stand in the cockpit (bent over) - knees on the edge - exit - pull the cord.
After that we parted, and the whole bunch was very satisified. Ruben was glad to be alive...
This was a very nice demo, another score for the Yakkes Foundation!! Do not forget to watch the "Try Before You Die" series: every Sunday at 21:00, starting on September 7th. Rubens aerobatics trip will probabely be showed on September 28th, or October 5th. Stay tuned!
Willem Braat